H&M Update

Me ary 🤣 or Meander 😂

 Yes yes if you know me, you already know I own these streets mother fuckers 😂 jokes. Ok NYPL is my former employer it looks boujee but my first office was in a basement. Not very classy but we moved to a classy office right next to the H&M on 5 th Avenue on Bryant Park. Yes yes I’m sexy like that, but I didn’t really like pictures until recently. I just decided to open a new instagram and post my pictures on the back end and I’m like damn who is this rad dude 🤭😏🤷🏽‍♂️ yeah I don’t really like pictures until recently cause I have a ugly scar but then pretty girls don’t care 🤷🏽‍♂️ I think they should I’m incredibly insecure 🤷🏽‍♂️ because of it. 

Well I  think H&M is cooler than Michael Kors but then Michael Kors represents me more in Mechanical Engineering. I always wondered why Mechanical Engineering just really signifies “Handy Man” , might as well call us “Computer Literate Handy Men” 🤷🏽‍♂️😂 I call things what they are. I promise you I’m sexy like that 🤭🤷🏽‍♂️. 

I’m lowkey an illiterate who built a website at 21 with only a high school degree 😂 so they gave me a Course at Total and made me a Masters Degree 😂 I overdosed on Weed right after 🤷🏽‍♂️😂🤦🏽‍♂️. That’s why you have Wizkid, I couldn’t speak broken English but I learned by following radio ads and typing them on Africankomkom.com which was my first trade mark “ .Com ” wow it rhymes with my native name “Chinemezunim” 😂🤷🏽‍♂️ but I prefer “Amerillis.Com” I’m in New York not Africa. 

Scratch that I have multiple degrees from foreign organization's 🤷🏽‍♂️😂 jokes so I’m Floating, my Total life really just with an ID Card. Also the “O’Malley Library” at Manhattan University is extremely small compared to the “NYPL” 🤭 . NYPL covers the whole New York City. But again what is important, what makes up the company, the “People” or “Buildings”. I just did my last handy work by tiling the “Toilet” I use and concluded, because I care about my Nyash and where I shit 💩 😂🤭. I care about the people 🤣, because they use it after me.

 

My Shoot for H&M 😏

I promise you I’m incredibly insecure 😅

“Mellow 🌹🥀”

On my PLC 😂 talk about merging “Advanced Mechatronics” and “Advanced Data Analysis” oh shit I mean Retro 🤣🤷🏽‍♂️. Thats why they call me the “Jack of all Trades” 😂 I’m knee deep in this shit!!! I had an “A-“ and “A” respectively in both. But I realize keeping my toilet clean 🧼 by tiling it satisfies me more 😂🤦🏽‍♂️. I’m completely simple I’m an idiot normally 🤫

- Ellis Chinemezunim ( Zen 💋 )