Thor Asgard i mean Ass Guard

 

 😂 Do you realize a big booty short white baddie was my ass guard. She liked to sit behind me so the joke really clicked, i returned the favor 😏 Its totally hilarious, the world is gay as fuck especially if you happen to be an attractive male. I'm asexual so I experience all kinds of things and I'm mostly oblivious in most scenarios 😏😂 But in hind sight I was really looking at  "her ass" every time 😹, "harass"ment get it 😏 I'm sure she figured out I couldn't help it. 😂 all kinds of jokes ran through my mind as I observed her short legs walking up and down. 😏 I did hit on her a few times but then I got bored and fell into another white big booty asguardians laps 😹 my life is hilarious. - Engineer Ellis

 Pretty much reenact me in "fine Uhman - Dr Spice" 😂 which thing is woman or girl ? Meat or flesh. If I like it I'm looking and if I smash its her fault 🤷🏽‍♂️