27 April 2026

Bomb Assumption ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝ‍♂️๐Ÿ˜‚



 Ignorance is the funniest thing in the world ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ˜‚ do you know I just realized that people don't know what a joke is ? So I stopped joking ๐Ÿ˜, good example is when I bought a big beer that looked like a bomb it was that huge ๐Ÿ˜‚ I told my co worker it was a bomb and I think she believed me ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝ‍♂️.

Especially with "Advanced Data Analytics" at the back of my mind. If there was a bomb ๐Ÿ˜‚ its the shit thats inside her anus talk about analytics ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝ‍♂️๐Ÿ˜‚

Everything is just nonsense ! 

But what can I say maybe I wasn't wrong, drawing my conclusions. I joined the US Army and had a shock of a lifetime, meeting another Ellis in Missouri, I know right I really met another person called Ellis that almost look like me.

Ellis was on the bomb squad, and I never really thought about it but now I remember there was always a bomb scare every where I went. Especially since I joked with my colleague, I' m talking Muster point evacuation at NYPL aswell, the US Army was the max. 

That's when I concluded ๐Ÿ˜‚ I was curious to know what these people think when they see me. Half the time, I'm trying to smash a single girl, smoked out and high as hell or at a massage parlor. I really be living life. 

What am I bombing ? The only white house I'm bombing is my toilet seat ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝ‍♂️ with shit !!!

- Ellis Chinemezunim