25 April 2026

PM - Project Manager - Rita Mulcahy or PMBok

 What's a Project Manager ? 

To be honest I think its just talk ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝ‍♂️ , ask me why ? 

 I thought it was a get rich quick program, with all the big big talk coming from Google reads and me meeting all kinds of people claiming to be Project Managers. In school I studied Mechanical engineering, I also took a class in Project Management in school i  had a B+ , I went ahead to take a certification in Project Management as well from PMI ( Project Management Institute of New York ) I passed and joined PMI. 

I really thought getting rich was automatic, all they did was have meetings and talk with titles left right and center. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝ‍♂️  Most of them are way older than me, ๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm just taller. I'm like why am I the youngest person here ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝ‍♂️ shiii I don't know.

 I used the "RM - Rita Mulcahy" book and youtube and some prep iphone app to pass the exam. Only it led me to the "ARMY" I'm like why do they rhyme ? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝ‍♂️๐Ÿ˜‚

I'm a musician so my life is sexy I really do things like a movie star ok, everything is connected.  The ARMY was just Pain, not a very productive decision I must say but scratch that.

 There is also the "PMBOK" ๐Ÿ˜‚ talk about "ChiBOk" girls , people chanting "Bring Back Our Girls" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝ‍♂️, the girls are in their rooms ok. I wanted to see what caused that mind you I'm a little Muslim pagan , ex Christian. I could never pretend to save my life ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝ‍♂️ I work with the public literally. I meet people and climb roofs like a Batman ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝ‍♂️, the girl is inside my pocket. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝ‍♂️ If its a Nigerian, its dead to try to relate with me you'll read till you cry ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝ‍♂️. You might never understand me.

 If basic work behavior is being a "Project Manager "

Construction Project Manager (Autodesk - Grace Ellis)
 
Note : To me a "Con" or "Construction" is making money from a place more like "Obstruction" ,
But a ".Com" is making money from the Internet or anywhere #MU #MS #ME #NYPL

then I'm a 

"Mechanical Engineer Blogger" or I run a "Mechanical Engineering Website" ๐Ÿ˜‚ Maybe Horan. Like I said I have it all when it comes to highly sort after skills and certifications, only to learn "my hand and communities" in the real world brings things to life. To me its just clothes and picture, although alot a smart work goes into it.  

I always wondered why in "PM i scored a B+" in Manhattan and  "PMI book is a PMBOK" ๐Ÿ˜ ironic isn't it.

 Since I passed my PMP and Multiple Certifications I was conflicted about what they are, because they all seem to be under "Mechanical Engineering" just like I passed "N4 Technical Certification" under Energy Management which I also scored an A in Manhattan. Doing a certification might defeat the purpose of scoring an A in Manhattan so a specialized skill in it made sense.

What I'm trying to say is every certification I have are added plus to my classes and all fall under "Mechanical Engineering" including my extra class"Advanced Data Analytics"   from my MBA I dropped out from.

- Ellis Chinemezunim