03 April 2026

What is an Engineer ?

 

 
Umm me 😏 but the world don't revolve around me even if I think it does. To me in simple terms it means to provide english, mathematical and design solutions in the best and simplest way visually. 
That means alot of Microsoft excel and  design tools. 
 
There are different segs in engineering: I'm a weirdo I really broke into every niche by interest I'm pretty hands on so it does get a little messy but the finish product is beautiful.  There are
  • Mechanical engineers - Car designs
  • Chemical engineers - Chemicals e.g. Sprays
  • Petroleum engineers e.g. Gasoline supply
  • Computer engineers e.g. Laptop design
  • Electrical engineers e.g. Electric Meters and distribution
  • Energy engineers e.g. Air Conditioning power consumption
  • Project engineers e.g. lighting power consumption

They each vary in their concentration but I run the internet so πŸ˜‚ each is part of life and human existence enables you to try as many. There is always money so you can hire as many G's as possible. Like I call them 😏 or my fellow engineers 

The concentration varies by  the product we focus on. its really a hobby. Once you graduate, and get into a concentration realize your certifications are secondary. Really learn it but you don't need to pass I learned this in a funny way, MK should do the trick. School is enough, you already struggled to finish. So make money in peace πŸ˜‚

I'm a Mechanical engineer, but lets keep it simple as Engineer Ellis or 

Ellis the Mechanic πŸ˜‚ I could really troubleshoot all your gadgets with the right tools but I prefer to buy a new one instead 😏 I'm a University Alum so take this as my invite to spend money in a nice location. Make sure you fuck the first letter in your course as well πŸ˜‚ have fun basically ok !

 

Each seg of engineering becomes a cult at the end of the day πŸ˜‚ its the honest truth as long as you have your result and are known. You've never seem a bunch of loyalists in your lifetime. Its fair and cool because it makes life easy and gives each self worth. This is probably the most important post to each engineer world wide. Cheers🍻 

 In my opinion each seg should live in a hall and call it a company and create as they like within their niche and get paid as well. life isn't black and white so it depends on where you end up, but this is the smartest thing to do.

 

Just like the "Engineers Club" Building in Bryant Park Known as the Bryant Park Place today

Hence me using the Armaf Club De nuit perfume every time πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ But I suggest all engineers should switch to Creed. The 'EE' in between be rhyming properly. This includes the creators Chemical Engineers.